Exclusively for me, eh? The web site won’t even allow me to access the service!

Quite a while back, a legal action was taken on my Bank of America accounts. This was later reversed, but the subsequent month or so of financial HELL was mainly thanks to the horrible customer service offered by the worse bank I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with, Bank of America.

To date, they still have never offered to reinstate my bill pay service, yet they keep sending me offers to try it. When I attempt to log in, I get this smart message.